Food for Ninjas » citrus http://www.foodforninjas.com Sat, 03 Jul 2010 05:36:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 The Midnight Orange http://www.foodforninjas.com/2009/05/the-midnight-orange/ http://www.foodforninjas.com/2009/05/the-midnight-orange/#comments Tue, 19 May 2009 06:51:05 +0000 Epicurious George http://www.foodforninjas.com/?p=254 The orange has always had trouble escaping its predators. While fortunate news for some (sloths, lemons) this is trivial news for ninjas. Take Jeremy, the sheen, well-manicured orange below. Unlucky for him, he is bookended between two unedibles on the color wheel (Red and Yellow) and lacks eyes in the back of his head (sigh).

Little does Jeremy know...

Little does Jeremy know...

Enter Ninja. Hour Midnight (that’s two times six, Soya). Taste buds around the world—dry, prodding their fading memories of the younger day. The ninja’s glance, disregarding the cowardice of Yellow, fraught and bored with the stains of Red, turns its attention centerward.

The ninjas taste buds—perking from their post-dessert, quasi-hibernation—delight.

Ingredients

Orange

Method

1) Extricate orange from colorful sleeve. (Perform this act just as if you were removing a still-beating heart from the less useful ribcage.)

Ah, more useful now!


2) Create more useful items, such as a spider or umbrella.

Ferocious spider, Daunting umbrella

Ferocious spider, Daunting umbrella

Time

Midnight. (Because Oranges taste best at midnight.)

]]> http://www.foodforninjas.com/2009/05/the-midnight-orange/feed/ 1