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The Mint Yulep

This Ninja rite of Spring is the mint yulep to die for (or as the case may be, from). Use a traditional corn-mash (Kentucky-style) bourbon and a peppermint variety of fresh mint (there are many different mints growing out there). Yulep, by the way, is sometimes spelled with a “j” and (even worse!) pronounced that way by someone who doesn’t have any yelp left in him. Be a Yelper!

First, prepare a pitcher of mint sugar syrup – this can be done days in advance: in a heavy saucepan, mix roughly equal quantities of sugar and water, then keep on adding more sugar until no more will dissolve (about half again as much sugar as used initially should do it). May be heated to a boil, but do not scorch or caramelize. The hot syrup should be perfectly translucent; add more water only if the last grains of sugar refuse to dissolve. Now, take off the stove and add a bunch of mint (roughly equal in volume, loosely packed, to the quantity of sugar). The mint will wilt in the hot syrup. Let it steep while the syrup cools. After an hour or so remove the wilted mint pieces and chill the (now yellow-green) syrup in the refrigerator. When cold add one unwilted sprig of mint to float in the syrup as decoration. Try not to use warm syrup to make yuleps as this melts too much ice which overly dilutes the drink.

Second, prepare a batch of finely-crushed ice – not smoothie-fine but gravelly. If feasible, stockpile ample crushed ice in the freezer in advance; you will need a lot of this: around one cup of ice per yulep. An old-style blender or ice crusher does a nice job; the traditional way (place chunks of solid ice in a canvas bag and pound with a wood or rubber mallet) also works well, particularly in the field.

Third, prepare each yulep, for immediate consumption. Use a metal cup if available, or glass, not plastic and never paper (which does not sweat properly). The traditional yulep cup is made of silver; a pewter mug or Jefferson cups also will do. Per yulep: start with one oz. syrup and two oz. bourbon, then add one cup crushed ice, insert a short sprig of mint for decoration, round off the top of the cup with more ice, and add a dash of bourbon on top for flavor (aka ‘kick’).

Best drunk in hot, humid weather at a races tailgate party when the yulep cup is dripping wet with sweat. Next best if consumed while watching the Derby Day action at Churchill Downs on TV. For proper Ninja preparedness, time so the second round is served at the bugle call to Post, with refills in hand before They’re Off. Excellent with Virginia ham biscuits or beef chili.


Noggin Knocker

There was a time not so long ago when there was only one kind of egg-nog: a.k.a. “Yuletide Yuck,” from the dairy case of the local supermarket. Now in fairness to the supermarkets they sell a successful, bland Christmas product for successful, bland Christmas shoppers responding to the inescapable stimulus of successful, bland Christmas muzak. Ninjas, however, have better taste! What’s more, there’s no reason to restrict this delectation to Christmas-time; there’s nothing yuletide-specific about the “flip” style of mixed drink with egg and spices, whether with or without cream, and the widespread consumption of frothed-milk coffee drinks in recent years has brought greater appreciation for what milk can contribute to any blended beverage. Here then, with a nod to J.M. , is a good basic egg-nog that’s appropriate in any season. While this is not particularly strong in alcohol content, don’t be lulled by the incredibly smooth, soft taste into thinking there is none.

Ingredients

2 eggs (whole)

1/2 tsp nutmeg (fresh grated if available)

2 oz brandy

2 oz rum (spiced style)

6 oz milk (whole not skimmed)

4 oz cream (heavy/whipping)

Method

Makes two servings. In a blender or mixing bowl, beat the eggs for one minute (medium speed), then blend in the sugar for one minute, then add other ingredients and barely combine, then chill thoroughly (give the flavors time to blend before drinking). Serve in chilled glasses/cups (no ice) with additional nutmeg grated on top. Once familiar with this superlative mix you will want to experiment with other alcoholic beverages, such as all-brandy, or bourbon instead of the rum, adjusting the amount of sugar and spices to taste.

Those Who Stalk the Night Need No Caps

Except for this one, based on the much sought after water of life.  It will clear your senses and loosen your limbs, freeing you from the day (or night) that came before.  Use with care, and let the master wield the tool and not the tool the master.

With style.

With style.

Ingredients

3 T single-malt scotch
1 1/2 t lemon juice
1 1/2 t corn syrup or honey
1/2 C boiling water
1-3 whole cloves
1 slice lemon or cinnamon stick (opt.)

Method

Combine the first three ingredients in appropriately aristocratic glassware, and blend until smooth.  Add boiling water and cloves and stir.  Garnish with a slice of lemon or cinnamon stick.  Serves one, and who really needs anyone else?