The Midnight Orange
The orange has always had trouble escaping its predators. While fortunate news for some (sloths, lemons) this is trivial news for ninjas. Take Jeremy, the sheen, well-manicured orange below. Unlucky for him, he is bookended between two unedibles on the color wheel (Red and Yellow) and lacks eyes in the back of his head (sigh).
Little does Jeremy know...
Enter Ninja. Hour Midnight (that’s two times six, Soya). Taste buds around the world—dry, prodding their fading memories of the younger day. The ninja’s glance, disregarding the cowardice of Yellow, fraught and bored with the stains of Red, turns its attention centerward.
The ninjas taste buds—perking from their post-dessert, quasi-hibernation—delight.
Ingredients
Orange
Method
1) Extricate orange from colorful sleeve. (Perform this act just as if you were removing a still-beating heart from the less useful ribcage.)
Ah, more useful now!
2) Create more useful items, such as a spider or umbrella.
Ferocious spider, Daunting umbrella
Time
Midnight. (Because Oranges taste best at midnight.)
June 3rd, 2009 at 6:52 pm
i quite enjoy your blog! please keep the posts coming :)